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Month: October 2010

Lies We Tell Each Other: Why I Won’t Pose For Photos

Sometime in the last several years (my memory is mushy, call it 2005) I decided that I would no longer pose for photographs (meaning, in this case, those huddled group affairs, the “we’re people at a place who can smile” sort of things). In addition, I resolved that I would no longer take posed photographs. Why? Because they are a lie.

“A lie, huh?  That’s pretty strong, there, Josh.  Aren’t you being a little too acerbic?”

No, imaginary counterpoint, I’m not. (And big ups for using a fancy word like acerbic and not just saying asshole. You could have. You’d probably be right.)

Here’s why: When we’re out in public, out enjoying ourselves, we’re in a groove, a moment of pure us-ness. When you ask us to pose for a photograph, we are taken out of that rhythm of honesty and forced to enact a fraud, namely that we’re all smiling and huddled together at some point, primped for a camera. The camera, a stand-in for a narrative eye if there ever was one, acts on the behalf of others, depicting a view they’ve missed but that is captured for them, a moment in time to be later reflected upon. The problem with posed photographs is that these moments never really happened, nor would have happened, outside the intervention of the photographer.

The real advent of this decision came via a wonderful little piece of slipshod technology: the cellphone camera. By removing the indicator of capture, that bulky Nikon, and replacing it with a clever little ubiquitous spy, one can move past the inherent feeling of being captured, of preemptive primping and breath-holding, and allow for moments in time to be cut out of the air for posterity. When you don’t know you’re being watched, you tend to be more honest, and honesty is so much more intriguing than artifice. Not that cellphone photos are ideal, mind you, but their method of capture sure happens to be. They may be dark, they may be grainy, they may be blurred, but they are true.

Now, this isn’t to say that I can’t be cajoled. I’ve appeared in photos that weren’t purely captured moments, because, let’s face it, pretty women make pouty faces that I just can’t say no to. But I still refuse to cooperate fully. I photobomb my own likeness, to assure the audience, though more than likely only myself, that I’m not doing this by choice. I’m acknowledging that I know this is a farce and that I’m willing to play along, but damn it, I don’t have to like it. Am I accused of ruining the occasional photo? Yes. Do I give a flying fuck? Not in the slightest. It isn’t my job to help you lie, dearie, so don’t act so put out when I refuse to.

Here’s what it comes down to, really: pictures should be capturing the truth, raw and real and revelatory. There’s enough fake in the world, and enough fake-makers to populate it. Why be another one?

(A footnote, since I don’t know how to make pretty looking footnotes quite yet: if you are pictured here and object, let me know and I’d be glad to replace your less than flattering photo with a different one. I have others that would work just as well.)

Under Review: Why I Loved Charles Yu’s How to Live Safely in a Science Fictional Universe

Well, see, there are a bunch of reasons. For one, because it is, in fact, a science fictional story and because it is, it is also a story about who we are as seen through another lens. Science fiction, or at least all good science fiction anyway, is an askew view of the normal, a way of looking into things by looking at what they are, are not, could be, could not be but are hoped to be, wanted to be, or even desperately hoped never to be, even as they seem more and more to be that way, at least a little further down the line. They are an extrapolation that points not forwards and not really backwards but at the now and what the now portends.

For another, because it is a time travel story, and to do a time travel story well, as this story most definitely was, one must take some serious forethought into it. Charles Yu has done his homework and shows us that he has without showing us that he did. I know, I know, it’s all a bit roundabout, but it doesn’t make it untrue. The best sorts of speculative stories adhere to Hemingway’s Iceberg Theory. Yu’s just happens to be one whopper of an iceberg. A bow breaker of an idea.

For a third, because in the bends and loops and twists that Charles pulls us through, he arrives at these truths that are so true that we know them to be so, know them to be so obvious that we nod along with them, both in acceptance and also in a little inward sort of anger, anger at ourselves for not having thought them before, or thought them so simply or so eloquently as he has. For instance:

“Life is, to some extent, an extended dialogue with your future self about how exactly you are going to let yourself down over the coming years.”

See what I mean?

But why, beyond all that, did I love this book? Because it is the kind of story I love the most, a story about fathers and sons. My own impetus toward writing has a great deal to do with, and a great stemming outward from, the conception of the father figure and the role that plays in the construction of the son. What motivates the father also tends to motivate his son, in such a way that we want so badly to be what we know to be good in our lives: what our fathers are, or to be what we know to not be good in our lives: what our fathers were. This struggle between two sorts of ideals, two conceptions of who we are as blurred copies of what we came from, drives young men to greatness and ruin, and has for ages and ages. Stories of fathers are stories of triumph writ large upon the tableau of their sons, and the interaction between the two, especially here, most definitely here, echo the same forces that all young men come to deal with at some point in their lives, whether they prefer to or not. We are our father’s sons, either in reflection or in opposition, but that voice drives us in ways we have trouble understanding or accepting. This story was a great example of such.

Pick it up. I highly recommend it.